No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.

Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.

God is clever but not dishonest.

Try not to become a man of success but rather a man of value.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

His moral lectureblazed with hate.What could have driven a child that far?

Corporations are not in business to be social-welfare organizations; they are there to make money.

I want the part of you that you refuse to give.

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

Every time you find something that doesn't work, you're a step closer to what does work.

Bite your tongue. Get a cinder in your eye. When you feel good, you feel nothing.

Being a sports fan is a complex matter, in part irrational but not unworthy; a relief from the seriousness of the real world, with its unending pressures and often grave obligations.

The bad thing about being with an actor is that the role he's in stays with him all the time. The good thing about being with an actor - well, I can't think of any good thing.

A man cannot be a good doctor and keep telephoning his broker between patients nor a good lawyer with his eye on the ticker.