Patrice O'Neal Quotes

I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

What I'm trying to do is be righteous. And when I say “righteous,” I don't mean God. You know? God- Righteous. I mean just when I wake up, I know I was honest to myself.

Women don't want to win, they want a winner.

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other

People say life ain't fairlife is very fair. People aren't fairpeople are terrible.

I like to be loved or hated - I don't like mediocre. So I'd rather have the entire crowd hate me than to have 90% hate me.

Just making the crowd laugh is not really doing things for me anymore. That's just knowing how to kill; I've learned how to kill - but also learned when a crowd's laughter is meaningful.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

I am that guy who will say things that people seem to think is a little edgy, a little racy.

I don't go to any sexy places to eat where they give you half a lamb chop and one bean. I like going, 'Uhhh, I'm done' when I eat.

I'm a decent cook, and I will try to cook anything. My only weakness is that I don't know servings - I only know how to make a lot.

I'm really glad my food comes murdered.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.

Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.

Who has connections to Connecticut? That's where rich people go to live the rest of their life in the woods.

I need a little bass and I don't even need that crazy bass to break your face. I just want it to sound good when I have my favorite song.