No one wants to go out mid-sentence.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

A thousand happy moments succumbed to history. It was the happiest hour of the year, worst time of our lives. I can still smell the ruins from that cold dark brute stormy October night.

When writers die they become books, which is, after all, not too bad an incarnation.", The New Yorker, July 7, 1986]

You can only make magic if you act at the right time when the right conditions are in place

Will somebody hold me?

He who is not proud of his own blood is not worthy of it.

We must not take the faults of our youth with us into old age, for age brings along its own defects.

....I realized I actually had a choice in what I could believe.

My dad was a geologist and my mum was a nurse who directed amateur theatrics.

My life's far too complicated to be summed up in one song. It would take 20 just to represent one single day.

God is the foundation of all authority, He exercises that foundation because He is the author and the owner of His creation. He is the foundation upon which all other authority stands or falls.