My life's far too complicated to be summed up in one song. It would take 20 just to represent one single day.

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Dreams they come and go, but thoughts like love will always grow.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You've been cold to me so long, I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

It’s just another stop on the curvy roadthe final encounterfor the man who has liveddeath is the answer.

There's no friend like someone who has known you since you were five.

The remedy for wrongs is to forget them.

There's really no honor in proving that you can carry the entire load on your own shoulders. Andit's lonely.

I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me.

The whole idea of timing tests is a century old, from a scientist who thought speed and ability were tightly correlated, which they are not.

my experience as a fiction writer tells me that the deeper I look into myself, the more universal is the experience I find there.

Loving dogs is a question of anthropomorphism. We become attached to dogs because of the feelings we project on them.

Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson.

The book-keeping of benefits is simple: it is all expenditure; if any one returns it, that is clear gain; if he does not return it, it is not lost, I gave it for the sake of giving.