No man should tell a lie unless he is shrewd enough to recognize the time for renouncing it, if and when it comes, and knows how to renounce it gracefully.

Can't you see that it's just raining?There ain't no need to go outside.

Sometimes life is like living in a chamber of Liquid Oxygen. Liquid don't allow you to live and Oxygen don't let you die.

If this was what it meant to be human, for now she saw more clearly than she ever had done, she didn’t want to be.

Writing is one means to investigate the mystique of life. Each fresh page is an unsullied canvas that an inquisitive writer employs to explore the poetic transience behind their existence.

'The horror of that moment ' the King went on T shall never never forget!' 'You will though 'the Queen said 'if you don't make a memorandum of it.'

A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.

The marines gave me an eternal discipline.

I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.

Although I believe that scripture is divinely inspired and infallible, I have a hard time going along with the belief that the whole creation process occurred in six twenty-four hour days.

I'm not a cheerleader. I'm not trying to pretend to be sweet and then come out and be bad. This is who I am.