No corporeal substance can be so subtle and swift as this.

Rejoicing not in the many but in the probity of the few, we toil for truth alone.

God can make a cow out of a tree, but has He ever done so? Therefore show some reason why a thing is so, or cease to hold that it is so.

The worst moments are when my entire family is in the same room. With the people I should love the most surrounding me, I feel the most alone.

Baseball was socially relevant, and so was my rebellion against it.

Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.

Nowadays you can't tell, watch the crotch, it may swell.

Russian Parliament today is a bunch of puppets that just fall in with the instructions from Kremlin.

It is the highest creatures who take the longest to mature, and are the most helpless during their immaturity.

Unemployment is sky-rocketing; deflation is in our future for the first time since the Great Depression. I don't care whose fault it is, it's the truth.

Impermanence is a principle of harmony. When we don't struggle against it, we are in harmony with reality.

I grew up in a house with no running water, 16 miles from the closest place that had a post office. I had a very parochial view of the world.

It's deep passion for my wife that really makes me vulnerable to her.