New York is rich in culture, cuisine, and commerce.

New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn't even sit down, and not just because there is no room.

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing.

Being serious just makes me a little bit embarrassed.

The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them.

As one widow put it to me, “Strength doesn’t mean being able to stand up to anything, but being able to crawl on your belly a long, long time before you can stand up again.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

The hallmark of a person who is following the pathway to enlightenment is that they bring excellence into everything, no matter how crappy they feel.

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using.

We are fighting abortion through adoption.

When a problem comes along, study it until you are completely knowledgeable. Then find that weak spot, break the problem apart, and the rest will be easy.

The recalcitrant forces in the historical drama have a power and persistence beyond our reckoning.

Hang 'em first, try 'em later.