New Englanders could be so brusque.

Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!

It's a girl thing, trying to change ourselves as if we can change our lives too.

Oh lord and master. High muckety-muck.

You mean you’re not God? Nooo, say it isn’t so!

You know how really big guys are always nicknamed Tiny?" She didn’t wait for any response, afraid she’d chicken out. "Guess that would make you Master Munchkin, huh?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

I felt sorry for myself since my wimpy dom can’t catch a snail crossing the sidewalk.

If you keep all those thoughts inside, your brain will explode.

Darlin’, I wasn’t just a Boy Scout, I was an Eagle Scout.

And he calls it playing? Like, whatever happened to chess? Or cards? Or tag?

Johnny Appleseed was revered . . he was . . . an evangelist (of a doctrine veering perilously close to pantheism).

Simplicity shall make you simple and keep you away from so many woes of life! It is simple! Just go for simplicity and be simple, Period!

Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.

I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one.

Everything I have experienced in my life helps form who I am today, and I would not change or forget any of it.

America deserves a nominee who reveres the law, not one whose service on the bench is conditioned on political promises.

Obama's presidency hasn't been dedicated to achieving economic growth in the short term, or about creating jobs.

Individualism has really the higher aim. Modern morality consists in accepting the standard of one's age.

I love money and money loves me.

There are many people out there who don't even think of themselves as being averse to facts, but the truth is, they are not getting it.