It's a girl thing, trying to change ourselves as if we can change our lives too.

Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!

Oh lord and master. High muckety-muck.

You mean you’re not God? Nooo, say it isn’t so!

You know how really big guys are always nicknamed Tiny?" She didn’t wait for any response, afraid she’d chicken out. "Guess that would make you Master Munchkin, huh?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

I felt sorry for myself since my wimpy dom can’t catch a snail crossing the sidewalk.

If you keep all those thoughts inside, your brain will explode.

Darlin’, I wasn’t just a Boy Scout, I was an Eagle Scout.

And he calls it playing? Like, whatever happened to chess? Or cards? Or tag?

You are such a sleazeball, Rhodes—walking, talking proof of why siblings shouldn’t marry.

Sometimes life is nothing more that a mere constant battle of tug and war between what's best for you and what makes you happy.

I am going to the USA to catch sight of a wild porcupine and to give some lectures.

Adoration is a sign of an infant civilization.

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, the whole world would be vegetarian.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

A democratic medical establishment does not alter people's bodies to fit regressive social norms it advocates for patients by demanding the social body get its act together.

That was how the heroine of a book would play it and Diana was still writing her own story the best heroines she'd always believed took their fate into their own hands.

Duty is the great business of a sea officer; all private considerations must give way to it, however painful it may be.

Every math curriculum in the world is based on the idea of hand-calculating, and most of what you're teaching is how to calculate. And I think the resistance to this is very variable.

I never met a man I didn't get a kind of strange and exciting tingling sensation from.