Never thought I’d intentionally sleep on a bathromm floor next to a toilet while sober, but I meant it when I said I would sleep anywhere with her.

Just because one person's problem is less traumatic than another's doesn't mean they're required to hurt less

You were the missing piece of my soul, the breath in my lungs, and the blood in my veins.

Live in the moment, where everything is just right, take your time and limit your bad memories and you'll get wherever it is you're going a lot faster and with less bumps in the way.

I think that if past lives are real then we have been lovers in every single one of them. I've known you for a short time, but I feel like I've known you forever.

Time is cruel like life. It slows down so that you can truly experience the worst moments of it. Only if you make it through them do you get to say ‘It all happened so fast.

Just remember to always be yourself and don’t be afraid to speak your mind or to dream out loud

This goes against everything that I am, Sarai," he says and then kisses me. "No, it doesn't," I whisper and kiss him back. "It's you becoming more of who you really are.

It’s like, you know, it doesn’t matter what you do, even if you try to replicate an experience down to every last detail, it’ll never be the way it was when it happened naturally the first time.

I wonder if the ocean smells different on the other side of the world.

You made me feel real emotions. You unlocked me.

If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.

I love the concept of togetherness and the entwinement of marriage.

In a world of disorder and disaster and fraud, sometimes only beauty can be trusted.

Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.

The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.

Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only arseholes do that.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.

The one place I've seen something really come together is in editing. Sometimes you can save pieces in a way that you're really shocked.

You have to be the nice one!

If you are not growing, you are dying.