Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.

I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.

I realised that to compare your insides with other people's outsides leads to unhappiness.

Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.

I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

We make a mockery of God’s forgiveness when we deliberately engage in sin because we think He will forgive it later.

Not all the truths are told, dreams are shattered, words are unspoken, memories are haunting but the imagination is still fighting to settle down.

Boys are like minced meat, half nut, half pig

I don't really go to fashion parties; they're not my scene.

I like to use research to enlarge the poem. And sometimes a rhetorical or syntactical gesture stitches the poem along.

Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.

I use God in my songs a lot but I don't have a relationship. I don't know what that means.

American journalism's crazy old aunt in the attic.

No matter how bad you think something is, when you look into it, it's always worse.

The true Wisdom is in recognizing our own ignorance.