My sons are a hell of a lot easier to get through to than my daughter is. She seems to have my number. She can just run through the buttons.

I'm just a simple guy swimming in a sea of sharks.

Every bowling center should have a house pro.

The very nature of cool is that you think about it too much and it becomes uncool.

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

London is one of the most enchanting places I've ever been on this planet.

It's a joy to be recognized and to have people that are interested in what you do. That can pick up your whole day.

I can do whatever I want - I'm rich, I'm famous, and I'm bigger than you.

You can go one block to the next in San Francisco and get a completely different opinion of what the issue is.

Once you become famous, there is nothing left but to become infamous.

You're in this constant state of flux and transition, as if you had jet lag all the time. The acting part of it is easy. It's all the other things that come with it that are a bit difficult.

See life as if it is a miracle, and will find that it is indeed a miracle!

Avoiding things that you deem unattainable on first sight will limit you.

You believe that easily which you hope for earnestly.

I would like to have won more golf tournaments. But I wouldn't sacrifice my life. I've enjoyed it. I'd love to do it again the same way.

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.

Olympic organizers are reportedly struggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. Empty seats! In fact, yesterday officials put out a casting call asking for 200 Europeans or eight Americans.

There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.

My style is where you see the individual and where a personality is communicated through actions, decisions, single objects and facts, where the whole draws together to form a history

Respectable Professors of the Dismal Science.

I'm sure this Jesus will not do Either for Englishman or Jew.