My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.

Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.

Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.

There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.

Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.

Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.

Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?

I had to break up with Medusa. I just got sick of buying mice for her hair. I should have ended it sooner, but you try looking into those eyes.

Some art are meant to cut shortstretching them unnecessary makes it dull.

All Advertising is essentially a promise of future happiness.

Look around for a place to sow a few seeds.

Your most dangerous competitors are those that are most like you.

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

Economic freedom has no security without political freedom, and political freedom can find its security only in economic freedom.

On our current path, all our great Gulf and Atlantic coast cities are at risk of meeting the same fate as New Orleans.

Our heart is a port; allow every ship to come to the port; but let only the best one to anchor!

My friends are my inspiration, and all of them are true friends that support me. On a daily basis, I know that I have my friends to rely on.

I think it's good to look at how people lived before, and then take the best bits of that culture and try to mix it in with your own.