Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.

Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.

Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.

There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.

Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.

My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.

Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?

I had to break up with Medusa. I just got sick of buying mice for her hair. I should have ended it sooner, but you try looking into those eyes.

That's the problem with lying. You can never remember what you've said.

Our task and challenge as human beings is to appreciate, in the same instant, both the infinite significance and absolute insignificance of life.

Pain is the root of knowledge.

I don't want ever to be a president who is comfortable and at ease with killing people.

When I cease to preach salvation by faith in Jesus put me into a lunatic asylum, for you may be sure that my mind is gone.

I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that.

Autumn burned brightly, a running flame through the mountains, a torch flung to the trees.

In order to deviate successfully, one has to have at least a passing acquaintance with whatever norm one expects to deviate from.

Gosh, I'd like to direct Our Town on stage.

Nothing is inevitable in life. People make choices, and those choices have results, and we all live with the results.