My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.

There but for the grace of God go I.

The greater a man's talents, the greater his power to lead astray.

God and Satan alike are essentially human figures, the one a projection of ourselves, the other of our enemies.

The absolute truth is that the 'I' is perfect and complete; the real 'I' is spiritual and can therefor never be less than perfect; it can never have any lack, limitation, or disease.

My fat never made me less money.

I think Shazam is one of the coolest inventions on the planet, and whether I was in a thrift store or in my car, every other week I was Shazaming another Best Coast song.

I would rather raise certain topics and maybe let you ruminate on them. I'm not big on answering them.

Fortunately, I was given an incredible foundation from my independent mother. She showed me what was possible from a strong, loving woman.

Children involved in project work are encouraged to serve the group needs and share responsibility for what's accomplished.

Fasting of the body is food for the soul.