My ideas about vampires may be romantic, but your attitudes toward women need a major overhaul.

All that children need is love, a grown-up to take responsibility for them, and a soft place to land.

I want a simple, ordinary life . . . like humans enjoy.

and fear was the strongest force on earth.

... People were never quite what you thought they were.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I’m lying down and horizontally if I’m running

work, pray and play not from here

When I die, the consciousness I carry I will to black people. May they pick me apart and take the useful parts, the sweet meat of my feelings. And leave the bitter bullshit rotten white parts alone.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

Widespread use of online voting will create the potential for abuse that will make the problems inherent in e-voting pale in comparison.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

You cannot expect a foreign country to be more Catholic than the pope for you.

Art teaches nothing, except the significance of life.