My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.

Like Richard Price and the late, great Elmore Leonard, Matt Burgess is one of those cool, quick and funny writers who can turn a seemingly routine crime caper into something special.

The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring.

The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.

Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.

My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.

My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally.

Disney's something to be a little alarmed about. It's not just a little theme park anymore. It's now an ethic and outlook and strategy that goes way beyond central Florida.

There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only unemployment block.

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

If your argument is based on a lie, you shouldn't make it.

The flag represents all the values and the liberties Americans have and enjoy everyday.

I'm so proud of who I am and where I come from and who my father is.

I have a fantastic mirror, who ever looks into it feels lot more younger while every other lot more older.

You cannot be president of the United States if people below $50,000 don't think you care about them and you have no real communication that motivates them to vote for you.

We're not going to apologize for acting like a good football team.

The mass of workers, as yet non-Socialist, is retarded in its development towards Socialism.

We don’t come out of the womb filled with prejudice, racism, and homophobia. Kids are taught to hate, so we have to protect our young people’s minds from those evils.

Admiration begins where acquaintance ceases

Dear God, thank you for my life. I forgot how big and wonderful it is.