My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

When you're writing, you're creating something out of nothing ... A successful piece of writing is like doing a successful piece of magic.", 6 March 2012]

Biotech 1.0 is slow, like a lab science, and Version 2.0 is more like computational sciences.

You are better off being homeless than being me.

I was forced to stretch my thinking, to realize that sincere and honest people could believe in very divergent religious doctrines.

In adversity, remember to keep an even mind.

Orderly discipline and morale within an army was the responsibility of the Division Commander.

Where observation is concerned, chance favors only the prepared mind.

The joy of being in the studio is having people being utterly free to throw out their ideas.

Chess sharpens the mind, stimulates concentration, improves the memory and promotes visualization.