My first marriage ended after 24 years.

Thank you for making me nouveau riche.

I'm hard-nosed about luck...If you're persistent in trying and doing and working, you almost always make your own fortune.

Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising.

Sometimes, the advertising is better than the product. Nothing kills a bad product faster than good advertising. Everyone tries the thing and never buys it again.

There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.

From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor.

I honestly believe that advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

That's great advertising when you can turn Chicago into a city you'd want to spend more than three hours in.

Because I'm in advertising, not electricity!

Both she and I have grief enough and trouble enough, but as for regrets – neither of us have any.

Shame isn't a quiet grey cloud, shame is a drowning man who claws his way on top of you, scratching and tearing your skin, pushing you under the surface.

People just get kicks out of making other people sad.

Every show that comes out that's female driven is compared to the last female-driven show, as if it's taking over.

After 15 years of work I have achieved, as a common German soldier and merely with my fanatical willpower, the unity of the German nation, and have freed it from the death sentence of Versailles.

I can only imagine the quiet horror that people must endure when they meet me in person.

What keeps me going? I guess it's just a desire to keep trying to contribute and do things in life.

Regret is a form of punishment itself.

I just think, who wants new soul? I want my soul to be the same as Otis Redding, I don't wanna have a new one.

We are not as impervious as we think we are. - Dr Maura Isles