My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Into the promise of happiness, synchronizing the rhythm of our lives to the turning of the leaves and the rise and fall of the tides.

This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren't anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.

Heaven, once attained, will work backwards and turn even agony into a glory

My best feature is my hair.

My lady, Deborah McNaughton is doing a documentary on me.

If only the picture could grow old, and I stay young. For that...for that, I would give my SOUL for that.

Over-eating is the most worthy of sins. It neither breaks up marriages nor causes road accidents.

Magic is not science, it is a collection of ways to do things ways that work but often we don't know why.

I’m in a shallow hole, not filled with the humming orange bubbles of my hallucination but with old, dead leaves.

Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be. Each of us has the power to give life meaning, to make our time and our bodies and our words into instruments of love and hope.