My fame is largely due to young people, theyre the first ones to discover me.

Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me.

Thanks to the Japanese and Geronimo, John Wayne became a millionaire.

I never was able to do karate. That's calling me a good actor. I act like I can do anything.

Whole life have balance. Everything be better. Understand?

I don't know of any other creature on earth other than man that will sit in a corner and cry because of some painful experience in the past.

I'm awkward at these things. Just being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for Karate Kid was a real surprise and I was a little uncomfortable.

You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's sure easier than cutting the stuff.

Look eye! Always look eye!

The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.

I didn't have a childhood.

Most people generalize whatever they did, and say that was the strategy that made it work.

I am the most misunderstood and misrepresented of men. Misrepresented because misunderstood.

Whatever the evolutionary basis of religion, the xenophobia it now generates is clearly maladaptive.

All men are rapists and that's all they are

I'm often asked whether I believe in Global Warming. I now just reply with the question: "Do you believe in Gravity?"

She tells her love while half asleep, In the dark hours, With half-words whispered low: As Earth stirs in her winter sleep And puts out grass and flowers Despite the snow, Despite the falling snow.

A man's desire is for the woman, but the woman's desire is rarely other than for the desire of the man.

One: demonstrations always crash. And two: the probability of them crashing goes up exponentially with the number of people watching.

If it's me, it would be a waste not to dance no matter what.

I want to embrace my full self, as natural as I can be.