My experience with Sondheim has been nothing but glorious, especially for a guy who doesn't sing.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Often the thing that brings you the most pain is the very thing that will lead you to the most gain and your breakthrough.

Is that Disney magic of pixie magic?" I kid... "It is life magic".

It does not take the striking pose of a high-fashion model or the strict stance of someone in uniform to earn respect and admiration.

If to love each other is the job, then the happy life is the salary.

To have her meals, and her daily walk, and her fill of novels, and to be left alone, was all that she asked of the gods.

I do not believe that God has imposed suffering upon anyone to punish them or to teach them a lesson.

Babies are thinking and attracting before they are speaking. Even though you are only months old in your physical body, you are a very old and wise Creator, focused in that baby's body.

I did not lose this election, or had a bad result compared with what we might have got because of Islam.

I stand with the Santa Barbara News-Press. How about you?

Human care (of animals) is simply sentimental, sympathetic patronage.