My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.

My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.

I just don't believe in love at first sight any more, even though I've based my whole career on the concept.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

Now [after doing Pilates], I have muscles of steel and could easily deal with giving birth.

I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!

The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.

But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer, but the one being pursued. That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man.

I dwell on endless possibilities.

Jeb Bush welcomed his fourth grandchild. The new Bush grandchild is happy, healthy, and will be running for president in 2048.

Love is serene and calm

Any damn fool can be spontaneous.

I am not Shakespeare or Hemingway, but I have written stories on tennis that were brilliant.

I'm a thief. I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers.

The public makes it so that we have to keep assaulting each other.

There is no security in life, only opportunity.

All in all, Vermont is a jewel state, small but precious.

One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.