My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

There are dreams that are meant to be shared and dreams to be kept hidden in our hearts. It's sometimes difficult to know which is which.

We fill too many gutters while we argue unimportant points and confuse issues.

Trees cover up a multitude of sins.

In some cases non-violence requires more militancy than violence.

All roads that lead to success have to pass through hard work boulevard at some point.

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.

I judge wisely...as if nothin ever surprise me, Loungin, between two pillars of ivory. I'm lively, my dome piece is like buildin stones in Greece. My poems are deep, from ancient thrones I speak.

The Upanishads do not reveal the life of any teacher, but simply teach principles.

At this point, realism is perhaps the least adequate means of understanding or portraying the incredible realities of our existence.