I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

The only thing worse than being hurt is everyone knowing that you're hurt.

Those are facts. Are they the truth? No, for they do not tell you of the heart, and that is where truth lives.

The most effective way to live in the flow of the timeless is meditation.

Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.

Preventing the conflicts of tomorrow means changing the mind-set of youth today.

Man's chief delusion is his conviction that there are causes other than his own state of consciousness.

The Torus is my enemy!

In everyone there sleeps a sense of life lived according to love.

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat.

Fields are won by those who believe in the winning.