The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day. Get paid for that as well.

I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.

You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs, to win it. I was 2-0 down but ended up beating him 4-2.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.

I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.

You don’t choose the music your enemies play, but you choose which songs you dance to.

Own 100 percent of your focus. The most challenging of endurance drills will bring you to a level of optimal mental and physical performance.

Avoid all haste; calmness is an essential ingredient of politeness.

It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it.

No matter how much you've worked so hard to be as successful as you are, there will always be those ignorant haters who don't understand.

I've struggled with money when I could have had a little more if I'd just taken the damn job.

After Nashville sushi and a long debate on Bob Dylan, we went into Woodland Studios at 10 pm that night for a look around, and jammed for 5 hours solid.

The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey.

I started the Pies Descalzos foundation in Colombia when I was 18, and since then I have been very involved in the crusade for education.

I give the niggaz what they came to see, a reflection of one self where they aim to be.