My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

[Speaking about writing her first novel] You have to be passionate enough about it and I was.

To dissimulate is to pretend not to have what one has. To simulate is to feign to have what one doesn't have.

You know what the Englishman's idea of compromise is? He says, Some people say there is a God. Some people say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere between these two statements.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love.

Governor Romney has been successful. I think, that's what we want in a President of the United States.

Democracy is stronger than terrorism, and we will not cower to the terrorists' campaign of fear.

You're saying things you can't take back. And you don't even mean them.

I will work day after day like I did my whole life ... I'm not going to change anything.

No tricks, gimmicks, special pills, special potions, special equipment. All it takes is desire and will.

Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.