Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

Who might you be?” she demanded. “A wretched lord of cacophony and sheer decibels? Or a ruthless assassin of harmony?

If we accuse Trump of being a liar, he won't just say 'I never said that' or just ignore it and go on to the next thing.

Cast parties are a lot of fun!

My love for those I love -- not many -- not very many, but don't I love them so?

Unfortunately, we are very poor with PR skills but in serving people- we are superhero.

When you get older, it feels like happy memories and sad memories are pretty much the same thing. It is all just emotion in the end. And any of it can make you weep.

The best legacy I can leave my children is free speech, and the example of using it.

I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.

I'm not a religious person. I'm Catholic, so I consider myself more of a spiritual person. I believe in God.

Dear Aspiring Author; Write with heart. Put that open, honest, bare soul on paper.