Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.

Big ideas start as weird ideas.

Democracy is the current industry standard political system, but unfortunately it is ill-suited for a libertarian state.

You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!

As long as nothing happens anything is possible.

Extraverts ... cannot understand life until they have lived it. Introverts ... cannot live life until they understand it.

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

I love being outdoors, being in the mountains and the desert, and my wife enjoys that too. That's one of the things that sustain our relationship.

I've turned down shows offering large amounts of money.

It's unfair how the kids who are starving for attention tended to be so annoying that people had no inclination to give it to them.

Distance is no barrier to the love of God.

You can go to Spain, and Cubans are looked down upon. It's strange how people chop up where you're from.

When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.