Most Americans, like most Japanese, view their dogs, cats, and other animal companions as family members, and rightly so.

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured animal.

It's the 21st century. It's healthier for us, better for the environment and certainly kinder to be a vegetarian.

I will be the last person to condemn ALF [the Animal Liberation Front].

I'd go to work early, before anyone got there, and I would just kill the animals myself...I must have killed a thousand of them, sometimes dozens every day.

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.

A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy. They're all animals.

Pet ownership is slavery. Animals are not ours to eat, wear, experiment on, or be entertained by.

Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation.

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent.

Success is less about what you get at the end but more about who you become in the journey.

The Sufis have said: ‘The importance of something is in inverse proportion to its attractiveness.

IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.

I followed you.' I saw no one.' That is what you may expect to see when I follow you.

I hate when comedians use Performed For The Troops as one of there credits before they go up on stage.

All one has to do to gather a large crowd in New York is to stand on the curb a few minutes and gaze intently at the sky.

There is no way you are going to be forgiven for blowing up a village and killing a bunch of people.

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me.

Nature ordains that a man should wish the good of every man, whoever he may be, for this very reason that he is a man.

Every law that was ever written opened up a new way to graft.