Money comes with a price, and for me, the price is both freedom and a real life.

Everyone has a story to tell. Everyone is a writer, some are written in the books and some are confined to hearts.

The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.

Having a spine is overrated. If everybody squealed and ran away, there'd be no more wars.

To marry and have children, that is the common lot of women. Only one woman in a hundred--more, in a thousand, can make for herself a name and position as you have done.

How envious I am that the sun may kiss your porcelain skin and forever change how the world sees you.

Only the church can provide people with quality fellowship

Let your mind be quiet, realizing the beauty of the world, and the immense boundless treasures that it holds.

I've fallen in love maybe five times in my life. But it's a long life. I do get crushes. Whether it's men or women or babies.

Who cuts is easily wounded. The readier you are to offend the sooner you are offended.

To be clear. I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy.

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all