Don't hate the player, Todd, hate the game.

Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason.

You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.

Michael Cole just said he wants to be a cheerleader

Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend.

You're the Sue Sylvester of NXT.

These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.

There's a Viper in Mizville!

Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!

It's so much fun for me to sit next to you here.

That's a beautiful purse. I carry a satchel.

In your anger, zip your lips!

I sat down at the table, took a deep breath, smiled at Detective Masterson, and nodded at Deputy Slalom. It was going to be a great summer. Normal.

Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.

In the race for success, speed is less important than stamina.

God loves us as we are...not as we ought to be. because we are never going to be as we ought to be." --Brennan Manning

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

It was like the top of the roof came off the house, .. He had that effect on everyone.

I paint my pictures with all the considerations which are natural to my intelligence, and according as my intelligence understands them.

It wasn't until late high school and early college that I gained enough size and skill to make me welcome on intramural basketball teams.

I am not who I would like to be, It's just who I am right now.