Mediocrity is Death.

All Advertising is essentially a promise of future happiness.

Moderation leads to Mediocrity, Intensity leads to Excellence.

Sometimes we place faith in the wrong people for the right reasons. We're too blind to their faults, and they're too blind to appreciate us.—Brighton Hayes

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life.

Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are.

When I date different guys, I just have to stay away - and not let myself fall. Because if I do, it's over.

Be yourself and look outside of yourself.

Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.

A dream shouldn't be measured by its size or scope, nor by the age or the experience of the dreamer, but rather by the passion, integrity and commitment of that dreamer to follow his or her heart

If I repent now will God forgive me? No, but if God forgives you, you will repent.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

One of the basic conditions for the victory of socialism is the arming of the workers Communist and the disarming of the bourgeoisie the middle class.