In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.

I believe that I have such a vanilla life.

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment.

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us.

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Were I forced to describe this woman in one word, that word would be...herpes.

Understanding anyone begins with the person's family history and the culture he or she is a part of.

... be radical about grace and relentless about truth and resolute about holiness...

May you always have angels to walk with you on the right path.

Rarely has a new player on the game captured so much attention so fast.

I'm only human, and I bleed when I fall down.

Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

A winner is that person who gets up one more time than she is knocked down.

Because our ladies mostly attend Kalatshepams, (Religious discourses) they have fallen prey to the superstitions, blind beliefs, and immorality by the false and fictituous propaganda of the Brahmins.

There are no rules, but you break them at your peril.

Death cannot explain itself. The earnestness consists precisely in this, that the observer must explain it to himself.