Maybe I'm damned if I do, but with every other beat I got left in my heart, you know I'd rather be damned with you.

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Dreams they come and go, but thoughts like love will always grow.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You've been cold to me so long, I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

It's okay to be honest about not knowing rather than spreading falsehood. While it is often said that honesty is the best policy, silence is the second best policy.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Health is not valued till sickness comes.

I think in reality the Japanese have to make changes in monetary policy, otherwise we're still going to be dealing with some upward pressure on the yen against the dollar.

I just crushed Stranger Things. It's got one of my favorite actors, David Harbour. And obviously Breaking Bad and stuff like that.

While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.

My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practising all night.

Has anyone asked Donald Trump recently like how exactly does his current position differ from [Marco] Rubio's or even Jeb Bush's?

I realize Im an ambitious guy, but I just try to take things as they come, you know, for the most part.

I pay my own bills. I feel my own pain.