I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks, but there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.

I never fit in. I am a true alternative. And I love being the outcast. That's my role in life, to be an outcast.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Dreams they come and go, but thoughts like love will always grow.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

You've been cold to me so long, I'm crying icicles instead of tears.

As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.

The day that I ever become hip... please shoot me and put me outta my misery!

You can lose yourself in pleasure, 'til your body's going numb, but will it ever be enough.

Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all And these are the days that never end

Maybe I'm damned if I do, but with every other beat I got left in my heart, you know I'd rather be damned with you.

I have before suggested that a genuine blackguard is never without a pocket-handkerchief.

Academic freedom is being lost by a great many people who dare to challenge Darwinism. That's a terrifying situation. That's contrary to the principles of science.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

If you want to act, you have to devote yourself to it. Send out letters and photos every day, work all the hours under the sun, whatever it takes. If you're not determined, you won't get anywhere.

Ah, children, be afraid of going prayerless to bed, lest the Devil be your bedfellow.

Who would not give up wit for power and beauty?

Getting control of life is never easy, and sometimes it can be definitely painful.

Chance favors the well prepared. The more stuff you throw in, the more chances you have of looking like, 'I did that.'

If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke it, or snort it... then f*ck it!

I'm not the kind of person you think I am, I'm not the anti-Christ, or the iron man.