Max, for some people there are no victories, just alternate forms of losing.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

Solitude is a chosen separation for refining your soul. Isolation is what you crave when you neglect the first.

The kind of bs is dead. Long live the queen.

Everything passes, but nothing entirely goes away.

Answers comes only when questions are asked

I contribute my best in my sport and I also have a ton of respect for myself and my family.

What bugs me is that movies don't reflect how interesting and vibrant women are. We don't treasure women as they get older.

Now that I'm losing some, I can see how tough I was -- the killer instinct, the single-mindedness, playing like a machine. Boy, that's what made me a champion.

Always do more than what you get paid for. It makes you a valuable person.

I tell a lot of young performers, 'Go get in trouble. Go commit yourself to something you're not sure you can do.' And I followed my own advice.

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.