Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

Does poem also walk through the valleys seeking tongues from dandelions?

Creativity is about connecting things. The key to genius is knowing how to make those connections.

Librarians consider free access to information the foundation of democracy.

Knowledge is a polite word for dead but not buried imagination.

Just like I am obsessed with the history of fashion, I love reading about the history of makeup.

Truth can understand error, but error cannot understand truth.

Although our emotions sometimes behave like spoiled, selfish children, unfortunately we cannot send them to their room or tell them to stop screaming.

I was a devil in other countries, and I was a little devil in America, too.

When I was younger and more tortured, I wanted to suffer in my roles.

Don't worry about your stuff. Worry about making meaning instead.