Marriage is a big adjustment for anyone - male or female. There is no guarantee that a person who has become set in his or her ways can successfully make that transition.

Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

You have only one life to live, so live it without worrying about what others may think.

Men like women who are fun to be around, who are kind, intelligent, honest and who don't play games.

Like a stone thrown into a pond, a good deed can create ripples that extend far beyond the initial splash.

Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

People who are angry at themselves sometimes blame others. It's a sign of immaturity.

Because there can be consequences for saying the first thing that pops into our heads, it is prudent to exercise tact.

The best exercise in the world is to bend down and help someone up.

What other people think is their problem.

I learn, I earn.

If you treat a sick child as an adult and a sick adult as a child, it usually works out pretty well.

Step aside? I step aside for nobeast, whether it be a hallowed hedgehog, an officious otter, a seasoned squirrel, a mutterin' mole or a befuddled badger!

I’ve carved the puppet, and I manipulate the strings, but while it’s on stage, the show belongs to the puppet.

The most valuable practice aid is patience.

The laws of decency enforce themselves.

When Life Puts You in Tough Situations, Don't Say 'Why Me', Say 'Try Me'

What if we discover that our present way of life is irreconcilable with our vocation to become fully human?

You do not become a critic until it has been completely established to your own satisfaction that you cannot be a poet.