Many people think their prayers are never answered because it is the answered ones they forget.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Spiders don't chew. They send a special liquid into their prey. The prey's insides turn to mush. Then the spider sucks up its tasty lunch!

People will doubt your VISION for obvious reasons. However, the worse thing that can happen to any man is to doubt his own vision.

The consumer is not a moron she is your wife.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

My parents always told me, 'Do what you love because that is what you will do well in.' They told me to make sure that you are happy.

Franklin Roosevelt was very concerned about environmental issues.

This is and has been the Father's work from the beginning-to bring us into the home of His heart.

I eat many different ice creams. I'm not an ice cream snob, although I do think Ben & Jerry's is the best. But I'm happy to eat anybody's ice cream, really. As long as it's good.

Like Joseph Mitchell, I would scour the streets of New York and find little pieces of what other people think of as junk - and collect it.

I was always the kid on scholarship, I was a soloist with my company, I'd been working with the symphony since I was 14.