Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.

It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!

If you don't like potlucks, the solution to your problem is "don't go to potlucks," not "insist other people don't have them."

Reconciliation is not possible when one party asks the other to obliterate all signs of their relationship.

Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the other bones you have that aren't broken.

Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.

So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bereaved people often feel forgotten.

There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful.

You can care very much about someone without being capable of becoming their primary caregiver in the event of their parents' untimely death.

Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.

If you board the wrong train it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction.

The getting out of doors is the greatest part of the journey.

An actors real job is going on lots of auditions! When you book the job that's the fun part!

I don't know how to lead but by example.

I am totally in favor of trade. But I want trade deals for our country that create more jobs and higher wages for American workers.

Never fly commercial. That's the moral of this story.

The basis for poetry and scientific discovery is the ability to comprehend the unlike in the like and the like in the unlike.

We don't always know what makes us happy. We know, instead, what we think SHOULD. We are baffled and confused when our attempts at happiness fail.

The anateur works until they get something right. The professional works until they can't go wrong.

Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results.