Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.

All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.

Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

I think racism is a terrible thing. I think we should all learn to hate each other on a individual basis.

I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.

Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.

Truth is beauty

Don't bother about those who can't understand you, because they don't deserve you for what you are.

The first - the most obvious test of a true social entrepreneur - is are they possessed, really possessed by an idea.

My father and uncles and all their friends turned their lungs black trying to satisfy my collector's zeal.

Why should we think that we wouldn't have a cross to carry? Are we somehow more deserving than our Lord?

If we dare to come closer to our fellow human beings, we will be able to see and understand them better.

To tell you the truth, I never listen to opera at home.

Whoever increases the sum of human joy, is a worshiper. He who adds to the sum of human misery, is a blasphemer.

He who is filled with love is filled with God himself.

Let us dance in the sun, wearing wild flowers in our hair.