Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking piss.

Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.

If you're not willing to go too far, you'll never go far enough in life.

When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.

Send anyone you want, but don't send anyone you want back.

When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.

Fighting is an expression. It's a form of speech, and that's why they call it martial arts. It's an art.

Even if I thought I could get a submission I'm not laying underneath a grown man with my legs spread on worldwide TV. Some guys subscribe to that theory but I am a Republican and we don't do that.

Never piss off a gangster.

Whether I want to be at practice or not, I show up every day. Whether I'm healthy or I'm sick or hurt or tired, I show up every day.

GSP is good, but don't get me wrong he better stay at 170 with the other midgetts.

Time becomes meaningless without memory.

Go and play. Run around. Build something. Break something. Climb a tree. Get dirty. Get in some trouble. Have some fun.

Religion is never the problem it's the people who use it to gain power.

An enemy of innovation could be your own sales force.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

I envy people who write easily. I enjoy the process, but it's not easeful for me.

Robb: Uncle Benjen said to send you to the stables if I saw you. Jon: I have one more farewell to make. Robb: Then I haven't seen you.

In catholisism we have an entire religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story

never say never that's my favorite quote

When runners win a big race these days, they get a car. When I won a big race, I got a ride.