Louis Maistros has an original and dark vision, full of power.

You know, my basic theory about kids: they are monsters in children ziploc suits, which they discard when they go to school each day.

A MOTTO OF THE HUMAN RACETell me what to do

I like to read, but otherwise I'm just your average, self-obsessed comedian. It's pretty much all I think about.

I love deep cleavage on the foot. It reminds me of Berlin in 1930s, 'Cabaret.'

When I was little, I asked God if I could meet my mom just one more time, and my prayer was answered in 2001. It was weird.

For me, I think [art] exists in a cave. I am in a cave. I have my own editing place, but I'm not powerful enough to amass the resources to keep doing movies every two or three years.

I think the current book [for Christian apologetics] is by Lee Strobel, its called A Case for Christ.

Abatement in the hostility of one's enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.

Fools you are. To say you learn by your experience. I prefer to profit by others' mistakes and avoid the price of my own.

Even my aunt Joan, hopelessly sentimental about every member of our family, admitted that I was hideous.

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.