Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Look deep into your own eyes so you may see your greatness and recognize the gifts that you were uniquely placed on this planet to learn from, to share, and to teach.

Cities force growth and make men talkative and entertaining but they make them artificial.

One of the biggest mistakes companies make is brute force lead generation - "give me more leads!" -when they don't understand that not all leads are the same.

Water will be more important than oil this century

We might think that God wanted simply obedience to a set of rules: whereas He really wants people of a particular sort.

Perfect taste is the faculty of receiving the greatest possible pleasure from those material sources which are attractive to oar moral nature in its purity and perfection.

I would rather play with 10 men than wait for a player who is late for the bus.

I have derived enormous confidence from being a husband and father.

The thing that goes the farthest towards making life worth while, That costs the least, and does the most, is just a pleasant smile.

I love driving around east London - it's always full of surprises. Actually, I don't drive myself - I like to be driven.