Living in fear is just another way of dying before your time.

Live it like its gospel , quote it like its scripture.

Just 'cause I don't run my mouth don't mean I got nothin' to say.

Gun sales have spiked every time Democrats win elections since 1980.

If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with.

Guns started flying off store shelves just as soon as the black Democrat moved into the White House.

With every record, there's something you realize about it after the process is done. And you know that's almost always the case.

I put more lawmen in the ground than Alabama put cottonseed.

Quick decisions made in anger, usually end in regret.

Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island.

A promise fulfilled may be a classic moment, but prophecies mean anticlimax. How much more awesome was an unexpected salvation?

Cincinnati is perfect for me. I've met a lot of good people there who like to fish.

Life is about change, sometimes you just have to roll with the punches.

So long as you don't feel life's paltry and a miserable business, the rest doesn't matter, happiness or unhappiness.

A lot of a movie is locations, frankly.

In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek president Barack Obama-opolis.

Change your plate. Change your fate.

I can understand the poor and stupid voting for Marxism or one of its fashionable variants. If you've no hope of being other than a slave, you may as well opt for the most efficient form of slavery.