Live life for the moment because everything else is uncertain!

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

A peaceful mind creates joyful thoughts and fills the world with infinite joy.

A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.

In other words, I would be giving in to a myth of sameness which I think can destroy us.

Remember it’s a sin to kill a mockingbird.

I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can.

The winter is kind and leaves red berries on the boughs for hungry sparrows.

What is a neglected child? He is a child not planned for, not wanted. Neglect begins, therefore, before he is born.

The greatest grand challenge for any scientist is discovering how to prevent the spread of HIV and finding the cure or an effective vaccine for AIDS.

Dude did you come here to lecture or to fight? BRING IT ON." -Slam Dunk