Life is funny, baby, and that's no joke

When in doubt, ingest carbs.

I wanted to talk to someone. But who? It’s moments like this, when you need someone the most, that your world seems smallest.

I can be a badass DJ when I want, but I am also an insufferable music snob.

It's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close.

I want to believe there is a somebody out there for me. I want to believe that I exist to be there for that somebody.

The reward is in the risk.

The handwriting was a girl’s. I mean, you can tell. That enchanted cursive.

Wherever I went, I was on the wrong end of the stampede.

Dumped doesn't even begin to describe it. If you're going to use a trash metaphor, incinerated is more like it.

One of the failures of cellular communication is that tiredness often comes across as sadness.

There are a thousand thousand reasons to live this life, everyone of them sufficient

Is what I did really so much worse than what anybody else does?Is it really so much worse than what you do?Think about it.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

War is addictive. Indeed, it is the most potent narcotic unleashed by mankind.

...a good friend stands in harm's way for you the second you ask--but a great friend does it without being asked at all.

I have a problem with capitalism, in it's extreme sense. At the same time communism, I have a problem with that, because every man must feel like a lord in his own manor.

Democracy is good for everybody.

It is wise to be silent when occasion requires, and better than to speak, though never so well.

I would be hard-pressed to look back at anything that I have done in my career and not say, "I would have done that a little different" because hindsight is 20/20.

I no longer give Power Point presentations, because I've come to believe that power corrupts, and Power Point corrupts absolutely.