Life is full of little surprises. Time travel is full of big ones.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

True genius can be identified by the fact that its expression changes the world into something it has never been before.

Adolescence is that time in your life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels.

The human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them.

The man who spends his time choosing one resort after another in a hunt for peace and quiet will in every place he visits find something to prevent him from relaxing.

The society would never dictate the pace of your life on earth, if you truly know who you are and what you positively stand for.

in the ONLY 1 life we live, we have thousands of tears, millions of smiles, you take some...you give some...

When we get a chance to take part in elections, I am ready to fight for leading positions, including in the presidential vote.

Artfulness is not simple entertainment, especially during upheaval, unleashing creative life is sacred duty.

Perish discretion, when it interferes With duty!

This economy is not getting better and the president's policies are the reason.

You can’t do anything about yesterday, and the only way to improve tomorrow is by what you do right now.

In America-as elsewhere-free speech is confined to the dead.

The mind is like a sponge, soaking up endless drops of knowledge.