The human race never solves any of its problems, it only outlives them.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

The jingling of a fat purse always commands the world.

True genius can be identified by the fact that its expression changes the world into something it has never been before.

Adolescence is that time in your life when you discover your ability to be depressed.

You will find it easiest to ride the avalanche in the direction it already travels.

Study what you love, and youll never have to work a day in your life. Itll be one great adventure.

Once, he hadn't been able to touch her without causing himself pain. Now, it only hurt when he didn't touch her.

I say the same thing about the death of James Wait. "Oh, well -- he wasn't going to write the Beethoven's Ninth Symphony anyway.

We may all be on the same journey but not necessarily on the same road.

You love me or not... I know only to love you all.

I think that's what's really beautiful about music, that it is little pieces of your heart and soul.

Longevity is the key to success.

Without the shepherd's dog, the whole of the open mountainous land in Scotland would not be worth a sixpence.

I don't ever want to be bored, doing the same thing from 9 to 5. I've always loved pretending and being someone different.

I have to admit that he was not bad at combinatorial analysis - a branch, however, that even then I considered to be dried up.

A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective.